The Justice

You've got to hand it to Clive Davis-the man knows how to stick it to his detractors. After caving in following a rather public disagreement with Kelly Clarkson and subsequently allowing the pop star to release her moderately successful self-described "expression" piece, My December, he finds himself back in the producer's chair, and you can bet he's chuckling himself to tears. Just look at the album cover he's chosen: a tight-lipped, teeth-clenched Clarkson who has been retouched to near-Mariah proportions and photographed against a schlocky, candy-coated backdrop of color. The cover has also been paired with a blinged-out glittery font featuring what will surely go down as one of the most loaded album titles in some time: All I Ever Wanted.

Now that's one hell of a way to say, "I told you so."

After once openly scoffing at the notion of covering unused Lindsay Lohan session tracks for her last album, Clarkson now finds herself waist-deep in Katy Perry rejects on All I Ever Wanted. Examples include the moderately appealing, upcoming, second single, "I Do Not Hook Up," a hook-heavy ode to anti-promiscuity that, when released, may very well fashion Clarkson as the next Pat Benatar for the Promise Ring generation.

If not a Perry castaway, most of the album's tracks still ooze with a Top 40 familiarity, which is neither a compliment nor a particularly stinging criticism given the genre in question. The up-tempo electro-rocker "If I Can't Have You" wedges itself nicely between Rihanna's "Disturbia" and the crunchier elements of Miley Cyrus' "Fly On The Wall," while "Already Gone" proves unsurprisingly identical to Beyoncé's "Halo" (both tracks were overseen by the same producer, Ryan Tedder). But the most obvious of all is the album's flagrant shift in the direction of P!nk-friendly pop-rock-give one listen to the chorus of "Don't Let Me Stop You" with both eyes closed and tell me that couldn't be a single straight off of Funhouse.

Similarly, many of the other album's squeaky-clean confections, including "Long Shot" and the unfortunately titled "Whyyawannabri-ngmedown," deliver a hearty punch of driving guitar and raging drums that rival the raucousness of the 2007 rebellion piece My December-only this time relying on a heavy dose of overly produced instrumentation.

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